Seriously – I cannot get enough of these. BEHOLD: Wall Dog.
He’s watching you.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video, and even though it’s highly inappropriate, I kind of giggled at it.
Enjoy.
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Here are four friends reacting to the news of Michael Jackson’s death.
Priceless.
By the way, you guys, I’m not sure if you’ve heard this since media reports about it have been few and far between, but Michael Jackson is dead. I’m sorry if you’re hearing that for the first time from me.
Adrian Brody. And he seems to be aggravating his own unfortunate-lookingness with the hair, the hat, and the pair of underwear he’s wearing around his neck. And you know what? I do not appreciate his sweater’s neckline.
I love that someone saw this picture and wrote that Floor Horse caption on it. I LOVE that. And I hope that the word “Floor Horse” becomes totally viral and that people begin to use it in everyday speech when they’re referring to being watched in any way, or when they’re being given the stink eye by someone.
I cannnot wait for the next time someone looks at me suspiciously, so that I can whisper to whoever is in ear shot, “Floor Horse is watching us.” I will alert you guys as soon as that happens, and hope you do the same if you have a chance to use the term before I do.
Seriously – how great is it that there are people in the world who will come up with stuff like this, and then figure out a way to magically movie-make it? I LOVE THOSE PEOPLE SO MUCH.
Holy hotness, you guys. LOOK AT THEM.
I don’t particularly care for tattoos, and I don’t particularly care for slicky hair on guys, or hair that vaguely resembles punctuation on women, but on these two? PERFECTION.
Best spoof of Jon Gosselin of all time. LOVE.
Why is she allowed to sing in public?
Actually, that’s probably not fair. I mean, if you just listen to this without looking at it, it’s awful, but it’s not monstrously awful. If you WATCH it though, then it’s monstrously hideously horribly awful. Those faces. Those stripes. That mouth. The back of the dress.
Wow. You know what? This is admittedly mean, but Jessica Simpson has one of those faces that just screams “I’m an idiot.” I know she can’t help that, and so I’m halfway kind of sorry to say that out loud, but it’s true.
You know I’m right.
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