The Mock Dock

7 Responses to “Offered without Comment (except to say that he [Robbie Williams] is the best entertainer of all time and otherwise perfect in every way)”

1. 1 Holmes
   July 26, 2007 at 10:11 am

   I am not one for interpreting body art… but I believe that the text artistically scripted around his neck…as if a jewel-encrusted necklace… translates directly…”It is dark in this closet”… which would lead me to believe that it is also crowded with John Travolta and Tom Cruise in there with him

2. 2 Mockarena
   July 26, 2007 at 10:34 am

   HE IS NOT GAY. I refuse to believe he’s even remotely gay.

3. 3 Fratt
   July 26, 2007 at 11:15 am

   I believe the tattoo is actually latin if I’m not mistaken. Roughly translated: “Brian Boitano raped me”

4. 4 Snuffalupagus
   July 26, 2007 at 11:50 am

   Dude is gay.

5. 5 Mockarena
   July 26, 2007 at 12:50 pm

   Everyone who says he’s gay only says that because they either have latent homosexual tendencies themselves, OR they’re jealous of Robbie’s hotness. Either way, Robbie remains utterly and completely NOT GAY. Haven’t you seen the photos of him and Rachel Hunter? NOT GAY.

6. 6 Bunny
   July 26, 2007 at 1:49 pm

   Know how I know YOU’RE gay?

   We’ve heard the saying “I’m so straight I eat my hot dogs from the middle”? Robbie Williams double fists his hot dogs and eats them two at a time. From the ends.

   I’ll give you that perhaps he’s not gay - but he is for sure bisexual.

7. 7 Mockarena
   July 26, 2007 at 1:56 pm

   I’ll give you that he may have experimented in his wilder days. MAYBE. But he’s way too hot with women to be gay. NOT GAY.