http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/30/a-life-of-privilege/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:34:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/30/a-life-of-privilege/comment-page-1/#comment-32 Gabone Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:57:16 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/30/a-life-of-privilege/#comment-32 Dodging hobo urine puddles should be its own sport in Speedway on non race days, it can be the 'XTREME version of freestyle walking. You would receive extra points for any mullet photos you can snap while avoiding the puddles. On a side note, Mountain Dew is already fighting to be the first sponsor. Dodging hobo urine puddles should be its own sport in Speedway on non race days, it can be the ‘XTREME version of freestyle walking. You would receive extra points for any mullet photos you can snap while avoiding the puddles. On a side note, Mountain Dew is already fighting to be the first sponsor.

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/30/a-life-of-privilege/comment-page-1/#comment-29 Bunny Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:39:03 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/30/a-life-of-privilege/#comment-29 Were there gobs of people who felt the need to announce the imminent landing of the helicopter to everyone around them? "LOOK! A helicopter is landing!" As if NO ONE else noticed the 8,000 pound hunk of metal with the spinney-gig and eardrum-piercing decibel level hovering above them. Were there gobs of people who felt the need to announce the imminent landing of the helicopter to everyone around them? “LOOK! A helicopter is landing!” As if NO ONE else noticed the 8,000 pound hunk of metal with the spinney-gig and eardrum-piercing decibel level hovering above them.

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