The Mock Dock

We’ve all had bad hair days…but that’s usually because of circumstances beyond our control, such as humidity, oversleeping, ran out of styling gel…..However, in the case of this woman, the circumstances – or shall I say curling iron – were in her control.  She looked in the mirror and said to herself, “Self, I am going to curl your hair into the shape of a perfect mushroom today.”  Hence the masterpiece you see before you.  The best part is the expression on her face…she’s thinking, “Where can I find a nice, damp, rotting tree trunk to sit on?”