Meet Manual Uribe, he weighed in at 1,234 lbs (that is 560kg for you Canadians / rest of the world) in 2006.
He owns the world record for the fattest man in the world. Ironically, Manuel went ahead and called dibs on another world record recently. He lost 440 lbs, which makes him the skinniest person in the world the record holder for the most amount of weight lost.
Alright, enough of history class Gabone, lets get to looking at this picture. If it were not for the conveniently placed sheet, this poor fellow would be hanging out there for the world to see. He must have great friends and family that invite the media over for the photo shoot, then leave him sprawled out in bed naked. Great friends indeed.
His legs are so hot. Especially the one with the bedsores. Well, really it’s a toss-up between the bedsore leg and the one which has its own enormous, lopsided pickled ball sac.
I do love a man with a 5 o-clock shadow, too. This guy’s got it all, and then some. And then some more.
I was staring at that for a few seconds, trying to figure out what was so revoltingly familiar about it. Now I know: it’s a pickled ball sac.
I’m going to go boil my brain in Lysol now.