Comments on: More on Alli…I can’t get enough http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/ Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:11:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Dame Aufschneider http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/#comment-42 Dame Aufschneider Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:44:05 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/#comment-42 Don't you guys love the spelling of "odour"? Like the U makes the foul stinch expelling from your rectum that much classier. Don’t you guys love the spelling of “odour”? Like the U makes the foul stinch expelling from your rectum that much classier.

]]> By: Bunny http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/#comment-39 Bunny Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:06:24 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/#comment-39 I received the following corroborating testimony from a friend: "That is interesting that you sent that, because one of the girls - (name deleted to protect the innocent) - took this and had a terrible experience. She was standing in the kitchen of a friend over the weekend and all of a sudden all this liquid just gushed out and left a huge puddle on the kitchen floor. AND, you can't even just mop it up - it is oily so it is a lot more difficult. Ick!" So...I ask you....what is less attractive? A fat person, or a skinny person who shits themself and leaves what equates to an Exxon Valdez oil spill on your floor? I gotta believe this stuff won't stay on the market for long. But it will make for some awesome 20/20 and/or Nightline evening program specials. I received the following corroborating testimony from a friend:

“That is interesting that you sent that, because one of the girls - (name deleted to protect the innocent) - took this and had a terrible experience. She was standing in the kitchen of a friend over the weekend and all of a sudden all this liquid just gushed out and left a huge puddle on the kitchen floor. AND, you can’t even just mop it up - it is oily so it is a lot more difficult. Ick!”

So…I ask you….what is less attractive? A fat person, or a skinny person who ****s themself and leaves what equates to an Exxon Valdez oil spill on your floor?

I gotta believe this stuff won’t stay on the market for long. But it will make for some awesome 20/20 and/or Nightline evening program specials.

]]> By: Mockarena http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/#comment-38 Mockarena Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:58:00 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2007/07/31/more-on-allii-cant-get-enough/#comment-38 I saw this at the pharmacy this morning and it costs $60 for a "starter kit". I think we should all chip in and send some to that record holding fat dude that Gabone posted earlier. Although - I would feel sorry for whoever has to change his sheets. I saw this at the pharmacy this morning and it costs $60 for a “starter kit”. I think we should all chip in and send some to that record holding fat dude that Gabone posted earlier. Although - I would feel sorry for whoever has to change his sheets.

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