I recently went to the grocery store…well, its really MORE than a grocery store. Target is more than ANY store, really. Target, to me, is the mecca of all stores. But, that’s another post.
Anywhoo, I observed something while doing my weekly shop. Grocery shopping is like a dance. A big socially-awkward, ”makes me relive junior high” kind of dance. As I wove through the first aisle (bread, peanut butter and salad dressing aisle, if you must know), a couple was walking toward me. We each acknowledged the other, gave a slight smile and a “don’t we all hate to grocery shop” look. It wasn’t until the third aisle (Italian foods/Chinese foods) that I realized I would be passing by this same couple at least 10 more times. Each time became more and more painful. By aisle five (coffee, tea, baking supplies) I hated this couple. Mr. ”I Take Up the Whole Aisle with My Cart” and Mrs. “Gee Let Me Browse EVERY FREAKING Aisle and Take My Own Sweet Time Making EVERY FREAKING Food Decision” - they were relentless. Once frozen foods came around, I wanted to ram my cart into their perfect little lives. I wanted to make them sorry for ever entering my sweet, sweet Target store. Who do they think they are? whoooo….ok, give me a few minutes.
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Ok, sorry about that. I’m back. My therapist says hi, by the way. Back to my post, God…I LOVE Target!!
She’s insane, but there is a little piece of my soul that hearts Mary Murphy from So, You Think You Can Dance. And there is a huge piece of my soul that hearts Joel McHale. And the two of them together makes my soul leap and soar.
Friends, as we launch forth our meaningless dribble for all the galaxy to read, let us not forget from where we came. In honor of our new website, I present the best YouTube video find ever. Please, even if you have seen this video so many times that you have memorized the dance (ehhhemm…Bunny)… watch it again…and laugh. Because, if we believe and trust in HIM, our site will succeed. Amen.
So, it would seem that, though I consider myself to be a decent human being, one accidental, drunken “thwacking” of a certain sub sandwich maker’s counter should not lead to a managerial directive. Now, I won’t say the name of the establishment, but I just saw homeless fellow dropping a log roll in the corner of one of these public transportation systems as I waited for my train.
Anyways, I apologize to all of my colleagues, friends and counterparts who are now required to “sack up” just to have some lunch. Please forgive.
By the way, for this fellow, there is nothing more awesome than getting discounted food for dropping his dangle on a restaurant counter…but then again…I listen to Enya and chew on broken glass.
No idea who this is. But my GOD is her hair fantastic. And by fantastic I mean that I would not be the least bit surprised if a family of moths flew out of her bangs. I would also like to know where I can purchase an identical sweater. Anyone?
These distinctive mushrooms have a single, unbranched, erect stalk, sometimes gaudily colored, leading to Linnaeus aptly placing them in a genus he called Phallus . The stalk is slimy, especially toward the tip, where the spores are concentrated. The mushroom spreads its spores, which are present in the slime, by attracting flies and other creatures that like decaying flesh. The slime sticks to the insects, which then transport the spores.
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