From the Chicago Tribune, this guy is getting ready to run in a track meet of some kind. At what point, do you shave to improve your time? Olympic trials? Do you shampoo your whole body? There are hundred, if not thousands, of questions to be asked here.
Also, does this beard/eyebrow combo deal have a name? I have never seen this pulled off, I look forward to your suggestions in the comments.
When you have that much hair, is it really vital to add a necklace as an accessory? Isn’t there enough to draw attention without adding somthing shiny?
Something about this photo looks really fake - like it’s maybe an old photo of Saddam Hussein doctored up a little.
I don’t know what you call the eyebrow/sideburn/goatee combo - but what’s amazing is that it appears hair is actually growing OUT OF the sides of his eyes.
This is epic!
My suggestions:
BrowBeard
BrowTee
Mustasbrow
GoatEye
Disgusting