The Mock Dock

I couldn’t help but post this, even though it’s on every celebrity blog already.  The ultimate trainwreck, AKA Britney Spears, is without a doubt the stupidest person on the planet.  The latest US weekly magazine apparently reports that she got topless and made out with this random college kid.  Who by now is probably enjoying a nice payday from US Weekly for being smart enough to capture the whole escapade on film. 

K-Fed is looking like Father-Of-The-Year right now, and is hopefully going to wrangle those poor little kids out of their clown-mom’s clutches any day now.  A rabid raccoon would make a better parent for those kids at this point.