Brandon Davis, widely known for saying that Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch (and I am pretty sure that’s about all he’s known for, actually), is featured in this photo with an obvious crotchular issue of his own. Happily, he appears to be tending to it with gusto.
He positively repulses me. The ooze from his pores, his hair and his very essence could easily solve our dependency on foreign oil. We just need to figure out an economical way to “tap” him.
Gross.
This could actually be the exact OPPOSITE of everything I find attractive about men. He looks like a cross between a young Donald Trump and Liza Menelli. (That’s Liza with a Z.)