This season’s So, You Think You Can Dance show is ending this week. But a relationship between The King of Huge Chicklet Teeth and the Queen of Face-Stretched-So-Tight-She-Can-No-Longer-Smile-All-The-Way is just starting to blossom. Nigel Lythgoe and Priscilla Presley are apparently dating, just moments after he separated from his wife.
There are all sorts of things wrong with this coupling, not the least of which is that when Nigel opens his mouth and tilts his head back to laugh, he is a human pez dispenser. Or Pac-Man. Either way, he could swallow Priscilla whole. And she wouldn’t even be able to react because her face is unable to display emotion anymore.
Sidenote: If Danny doesn’t win this competition, America’s voters officially suck.
Obviously Mary Murphy has distorted his view on women. Sad, sad.
Come to think of it, Mary Murphy’s teeth are a better match for Nigel. She can at least compete at his level when it comes to gnashing or chewing, etc.