The Mock Dock

I was thinking this morning about Drew Carey replacing Bob Barker as host of The Price is Right. Obviously, like you, I watch the Price is Right religiously whenever I am home sick from work. Bob Barker has always been like a doctor to me. “Oh,” he says, “I see you are sick, you just sit there and let me entertain you.”  Dr. Bob had style, class, wit. He was charming, so much so that every woman and gay man couldn’t help but kiss his leathered cheek. He held that pencil microphone with grace, and ushered to random grocery products with poise. Upon his retirement, I’m sure a panel of very rich executives sat around an oval table, discussing who would replace this distingued man. Enter Drew Carey. The only man who could beat Andy Dick in a “I look like a total dork” contest. Seriously, Paul from the Wonder Years has more charm than Drew Carey. Its a shame people. I weep for Plinko. Please share your thoughts.