Top photo: Allure Magazine’s photoshoot (presumably within the last few months) with Britney Spears. Bottom photo: Britney Spears snapped by paps last night. Don’t even get me started on the fact that she’s out with Magic McFreakerson. WHY is Allure magazine bothering to try and present her this way? Is it that their airbrushing experts are looking for jobs and want to show off their skills? It’s not like the entire universe is unaware of what she ACTUALLY looks like. Starving people in third world countries would look at that photo and laugh at how retouched it is.
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