The Mock Dock

Last night, David Beckham scored his first goal since joining his new US team.  And, since soccer, like hockey, is one of those games where making a goal is a Big Deal (not like basketball where they score every second), there was certainly just cause for his family, friends, and fans to celebrate.  Which, as you can see from the photo above, they did.

Except of course for one lone exception - that being his wife, seen clapping but looking more constipated than she does happy or proud.  His kids and other friends are over the moon with joy, and all Victoria can muster is a weak clap.  I’ve seen sloths react with more enthusiasm.