The Mock Dock

I really enjoy going to parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the whole pinata thing promotes violence against flamboyant animals. It’s like a group of drunk friends, co-workers or even random strangers say, “Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s beat the crap out of it.”

I guess what I want you all to learn from this is … don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.

Absurdly yours,

Holmes