The Mock Dock

So, my sister’s birthday was this weekend. We all got gussied-up and headed to our favorite downtown Italian restaurant. Little did we know that the national Gen Com convention was in town. Oh, do we wish that we had known. We were in a room FILLED with the likes of those you see above. At every table sat some variation of this image. A bigger guy in a vest, an older guy in a free website shirt - black of course, a little guy who has always been on the smaller side in a black gaming tee shirt, a tall guy with with weird facial hair, and a chick, who, by any normal ratings isn’t very, um, attractive, but in this crowd, she is the freaking Grace Kelly of the bunch. All of these people were loud, obnoxious, and weirdly dressed. I saw a woman in a cat costume, a man wearing a pink tie and bunny ears, and a woman dressed as a belly dancer. This is in public people. It was like every company let out their IT guys for the weekend, and this is what they decided to do. It was a horrifying, terrifying experience. I would like to hear your thoughts. Wait, crap, my IT guy is probably able to read this right now, isn’t he. craaaaaaaaaaaaap.