Question for our female and/or gay male readers: Please explain how Paris Hilton’s bangs do this. How is it that she can take hair from practically the back of the top of her head, comb it all the way down to her nose and then swoop it to the side and have it STAY there, without falling in her eyes?
HOW, I ask you.














when your face is generally covered in viscous fluid from your latest bukakke-an adventure… you bangs will probably stick out of your eyes