The Mock Dock

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Chode.  Douchebag.  Simp.  Floppy-fisted Turdwrangler.  Really… any of these titles will work for any taint-sniffer who would challenge a plushy, ginormous-headed mascot to a breakdance dance-off. 

So, here is Stamper, the nimble and spry elephant mascot of the Oakland A’s, being challenged to a dance-off by this douche.   I have very little to say.  However, if you have ever wanted to bask in the glory of your buddy’s awesomeness douchebaggery but just didn’t know how… watch the tool in the red shirt really let Stamper know who’s boss [insert Tony Danza joke here] when his buddy is done dancing.

By the way did I mention that Stamper is a gigantic carpet elephant?