The Mock Dock

Keira Knightley showed up to some event the other day looking like this.  Apparently a few months ago she got all mad at some tabloid for implying that she was TOO THIN (the nerve!!!), and that perhaps she could possibly have an eating disorder of some kind.  This insinuation enraged her, you see.

I suppose if I looked like this, I would resent someone for suggesting I had anything to do with eating as well.