Dude on the right is Lance Bass’s ex-boyfriend. And he’s clearly upgraded. Their whole relationship, however, is probably based around discussing how to work their ab, pec and bicep muscles. That is, when they’re not having pillow fights and picking out wallpaper.
There was no way I could see this picture and not share the horror. I don’t like suffering alone.
Interestingly, she was recently quoted in US Weekly as saying she was through with porn. Apparently she has reconsidered.
I know there are lots of things to say about this picture. LOTS. I was going to write a witty little rant, but I would rather hear from you, the viewer. Post away, Posty McBloggersons.
Mariah Carey apparently has recently been quoted lamenting the hardships that come with having her job.
“Look, to me, that I’m able to do what I love for a living is a gift from God. I could be doing something I hate every day. Yes, sometimes it’s tough because I’ve got to sleep 15 hours to sing the way I want to. It’s not easy because my vocal chords are different than most people’s. “
First of all, if the REASON your job is hard is because you are forced to sleep 15 hours, then your job is not hard. In fact, any job which requires that much sleep is officially one of the best jobs ever. Secondly, I would like a doctor to explain how her vocal chords are different. She might be able to sing better, but I’m pretty sure her vocal chords aren’t inherently different than the average Joe’s.
Thirdly, I hate Mariah Carey.
Our thoughts are indeed with the Hogan family as they deal with the recent accident caused by Nick Bollea, age 17, and his very expensive “drift-car.” It is apparent from the images that Hulk Hogan’s concern also rests heavily on his son and the injured friend.
Obviously when he heard the news, Hulk’s emotions were put in the old Figure-4 leg lock. He did however have the presence of mind to put on his fanny-sack before going to find out if his son and the passenger survived the accident. Good priorities… brother!
This past weekend, the Little League Word Series championship was played between the U.S team from Georgia and the team from Japan. The U.S. team won with a walk off home run, keeping title here in the grand ole US of A. Way to go, all of you 12 -year-olds…
Now freaking run… life is all downhill from this point. Your fathers have pushed you as hard as they can. Trust me when I tell you that each of your dad’s, step-dads, big brothers or neighbor Steve’s that just want to “help a young boy” (Forgive me Father for I have s… maybe you aren’t the right one to talk to about this, father)…anyway…they are all reliving their pasts through you trying to heal the years of pain that their own failures have caused.
I used to throw pitch after pitch, take swing after swing, take hours of fungo… giving away my early teens to be the best little leaguer I could be… but here is the secret….
When you are a grown-up, you can just go buy the trophies… now I am the World Champion of everything!
Now…. go smoke some cigarettes and steal an orange Push-up from Tex’s grocery on the corner and enjoy the last few days of summer that you have.
So, I was at another family birthday function. We have several birthday’s around this time of year, which means my grandparents and parents were very, VERY busy around the month of December. Merry Christmas and a ring a ding ding! Anywhoo, our family gathering was separated as usual, men talking about their jobs, sports, cars, and whatever other stereotypical “male” subjects I have not mentioned here. My discussion group consisted of Grandma Aufshneider, Mother Aufshneider, my cousin and sisters. Somehow our usual topics of movies and celebrity news took a dark, dark turn. And when I say dark, I mean that the words “Richard Gere” and “gerbils” were brought up. Then there were lots and lots of questions asked…..by Mother Aufshneider. If her reaction to the news that small rodents were used for something besides running on a plastic wheel was not funny enough, my Grandmother then provided me with the best moment of my life. Seriously. This tops them all folks. She said this with the most innocent face, and I quote: “Girls, have any of you gone to the grocery store and been too ashamed to only buy one cucumber? Like you are afraid of what the store clerk might think?” Needless to say, I don’t remember much else of what was said, as my state quickly turned to that of asthmatic-like, tearful laughter. Best. Moment. EVER.
According to this Sun article, Robbie and his FEMALE companion were spotted at a store making out and pawing at each other.
Homosexual men out there, my condolences. He remains, just as he always has been, straight.
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It will come as no surprise, after you watch the clip above, that this idiot didn’t win Miss Teen USA. But what IS shocking, is that she clearly had to have won Miss Teen South Carolina in order to compete in this gay pageant.
You know you’re an idiot when MARIO LOPEZ smirks at your stupidity.
Have you ever seen a more vacuous, hollow, and empty-headed trio in your life? Seriously. I’ve seen tree stumps that look smarter.
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