Ok. I admit it. I’ve been watching VH1’s The Pick Up Artist and have not yet missed a single episode. And not because it’s GOOD, mind you….far from it. It’s a total trainwreck. Last week, Mystery, Matador and J-Dog had their “students” learn how to kiss….using PEACHES. I’m not making this up. A good 10 minutes of the show was scenes of these poor saps literally making out with produce. You can’t ask for more enticing television.
This week, after Mystery forced the remaining contestants to wear speedos at a pool party infested with skanky women, the audience was subjected to an EPIC elimintation ceremony. And by epic I mean that I’m pretty sure each guy INCLUDING MYSTERY HIMSELF was injected with high doses of estrogen immediately prior to the medallion distribution. All of them were in tears, crying their eyes out. Mystery at one point actually said, “Now you know how hard it is for me”…..practically choking on his own sobs. Hilarious! He was so overcome he practically forgot how much math is required in an elimination ceremony - counting the number of contestants versus the number of available medallions can be quite taxing.
The above clip shows Mystery in one of his more lucid moments, teaching the dumbest pick up trick ever to one of his gullible students. Enjoy!!
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