ALERT: The always classy and dignified Britney Spears is not only reported to be the opening act of this weekend’s Video Music Awards, but she is also expected to perform her new single “Gimme More” LIVE. Live, I say. As in not lip-sync’d. As in for real.
If you haven’t yet heard this masterpiece, click here. I’m ashamed to admit it’s growing on me. Kill me now.
Those panties ought to be awarded some sort of bravery medal. That whole area is a dangerous battlefield.
On another note, good to see she’s actually WEARING panties.