Wow - I thought I had prepared myself for how bad the Britney “live” comeback performance could be. But nothing could have prepared me for what I just witnessed. Let me just set the stage for those of you who may have missed it. Picture this:
1. Britney emerges with hair extensions that make her look like a Chia Pet.
2. Britney begins the worst. lip-syncing. EVER.
3. Britney either has forgotten much of the choreography, or she just doesn’t care to let the world know that she remembers it.
4. Sarah Silverman proceeds to rip her to shreds.
I’m sure there’ll be a youtube clip of this horror shortly, mockdockers…..not to worry. You can count on me to bring it to you.
Fact:
Giving road head in the carpool lane will in fact increase your chances of T.M.J.