While I was drinking an unhealthy amount today, I managed to actually catch the number “24″ on the back of a pair of crocs. For the love of god, if wearing crocs was not bad enough for man in his 40’s, please do not incorporate nascar into this trend. Also, please do not wear the same shoes as your 4 year old nephew. I say nephew because if you are wearing crocs at age 45, you probably never got laid anyway.
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I wore some crocs the other night… boy did I have that wrong… I can’t believe that Steve Irwin lasted as long as he did… those beasts are scary
Now they’re trying to make us LOOK chinese…
Let me just be perfectly clear, I am gay. I always have been gay. I love my husband of 17 years. We have sex all the time. GREAT sex, even!
And I wear Crocs! I’ve tried the cheap imitations, and they are crap.
I used to have to wear special $300 shoes because of arthritis, until I tried a pair of Crocs. In a way, I was sad that they were so comfortable, as they are indeed hideous to behold- but they are very shock absorbing, and durable. I can be on my feet all day and have no pain. So there.
I am secure enough with my identity to not give a rats ass what people think. (Not enough to not wear anything but black Crocs, mind you. That would be gay.)