The Mock Dock

I have always thought that Jamie Pressley looks like a snake.  And I don’t mean that figuratively - I’m not saying she looks sneaky or crooked or any other snakey adjective.  I’m saying she looks like an ACTUAL snake.  So you can imagine how I felt about this skin-shedding dress she wore to the Emmy’s.  She is literally transforming into a actual cobra right before our very eyes.