I got the crap kicked outta me last night. When I sobered up this morning, I was sitting in the drunk tank at the local precinct with a black eye, a cut over my left eyebrow, and severe bruising on both of my shins. This sucks.
As I was interviewed by the police to assess possible charges, I was informed that the taint-sniffer who beat me up was a Parking Meter. I guess all of my years doing my hand-to-hand combat training in the Korean minor-leagues isn’t paying off…
Absurdly yours,
Holmes
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I don’t get it. What are they DOING!?!? Is this like the Japanese Macarana or something?
pshhh…they’re Japanese. THEY don’t even know what they’re doing anymore. I blame the radiation. Friggin H-Bomb…
It was an “A” bomb, atom bomb, not an “H” or thermonuclear bomb, like it matters…
Something made the Japanese wierd. Have you ever seen what they consider to be erotica??