Britney is finally being charged for the hit-and-run accident she was in a few months ago. The victim of the accident admitted that the damage to her car wasn’t all that significant, but she felt “disrespected” by the pop star.
Since Britney doesn’t have a California driver’s license either, she might face up to a year in prison. She’s having a banner week, our Britney. I’m hoping for a secret meth lab in her basement or maybe the discovery of necrophiliac tendencies from her this week. Surprise me, Britney!!
Wait…is this what she wore to COURT?
Note to Britney: When wearing a diaphanous white shirt, it is generally considered appropriate to wear a nude-color bra underneath. Not a black bra that is 2 letter sizes too small. It’s also customary to remember certain accessories, such as a purse, fashion scarf, and your cerebellum.
The girl finally starts wearing a bra and panties….then people start bitching that they are the wrong color.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
Chris Crocker is posting here now!! YAAAAAY!!!
I’m sorry mister Crocker, but just because she gained enough common sense to wear what any toddler knows to wear, doesn’t mean she gets off on fashion crimes. Tackiness WILL be mocked!
Hey Crocker! When you put yourself out there you give people the right to mock you. Just the other day some crank addicted longhair on a harley made fun of me on my Honda Goldwing. I put myself out there and got made fun of. He passed me, I had to hit the brakes to let him by.
five miles later he’s on the side of the road getting arrested. I caught the image of a gun and some bags of white stuff on the hood of the cop car.
Ok, it’s important to remember: when carrying drugs, always have a loaded gun with you, pull the baffles out of your pipes, ride too fast and wreckless and attract attention to yourself. Make sure you’re good and high at the same time so the cop knows by looking at and listening to you. That way he can bust you and take you to jail instead of just letting you sign a piece of paper and paying a fine.
Karma’s a bitch.
So Crocker, you put yourself out there as a freak, don’t be surprised if you attract just the kind of attention you DON’T want.
freak