Sweaty McLemonSucker

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Renee Zellweger, seen here after her daily 22 hour workout, manages to find the time to listen to Kenny Chesney on her Ipod AND simultaneously trim her eyebrows.  Stars….they’re just like us!

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3 Responses to “Sweaty McLemonSucker”


  1. 1 Bunny

    When did she have the sex change?

    She looks like a dude…certainly more of a dude than Kenny Chesney ever was. I LOATHE her. Her shoes probably loathe her too, for staring scornfully down at them with that lemony-pucker face of hers. God I hate her. I hate her as much as Chris Crocker loves Britney Spears. HATE.

  2. 2 Dame Aufschneider

    Seriously, I agree. She needs to do something about that 5 o’clock shadow. YIKES!

  3. 3 Holmes

    Yes.. .and those perky, precocious little boobs… how dare they beckon to me, calling for me to rest my head on them as I watch a Sunday afternoon football game and eat mint-chocolate chip icecream… how dare… how dare….

    Just kidding… she is grody…

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