The baby on the left is a SEVENTEEN POUND NEWBORN who was just brought into the world by some Siberian woman who already has eleven other kids. NOT Salma Hayek. Can you believe it? The baby on the left is a normal (and clearly annoyed) 7 pounder who is on record as saying, “WTF??” when she saw her new roommate.
Holy wow! I had a 10lb baby, and I thought that was bad…How did the mother not commit suicide? More importantly, how did she avoid accidental harpooning?! She must have been ENORMOUS!
I’m confused. How can they both be on the left???