The US army has a new secret weapon, a device that shoots a beam and inflicts pain on people in the laser’s path. The best part is that it does not leave a mark on the victims.
“This machine has the ability to inflict limitless, unbearable pain. What makes it OK, says Raytheon, is that the pain stops as soon as you are out of the beam or the machine is turned off.”
I can see and hear protesters now once the police get their hands on this device (coming to youtube soon). Recent Taser abuse proves the police will handle this new weapon responsibly.
“This machine has the ability to inflict limitless, unbearable pain.”
WOW! I think I know this woman… wait… this is a micro-chromium laserbeam… my bad… I thought you were talking about this chick I know…