The Mock Dock

CH:  If I hadn’t been here, what do you think would have happened?

SC:  We were going to talk… he sits on my lap… I ask what he wants for a present…he says a bike…I tell him to be good and obey his parents.

CH:  Let me read your words back to you…”HO-HO-HO”… pretty racy language, don’t you think… “WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS YEAR?”…

SC:  I ask that of a lot of kids… I try to bring joy…

CH:  “SLIDE DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY”… this is sick…

SC:  You are ruining me….[unclear as Santa covers his face with his red, velour coat]…