So I was frolicking about on a well-known celebrity gossip blog, and took a moment to check out some of the site advertising. This picture, ladies and gentlemen, is the marketing tool used to advertise a gay guy networking site.
I used to think I knew the primary difference between gay guys and straight guys. Little did I know that gay guys consider licking their own armpits and holding psuedo-identification badges a turn-on.
I have so much to learn.
I don’t have the time or space to mention all the funny things about this photo. I’ll try to make a list of the top three…Letterman style.
#3…The guy in plaid looks like he’s just seen a ghost…oh wait, that’s Calista Flockhart.
#2…Calista looks a little frightened…must be because Harrison’s bulbous head is blocking her view.
and the #1 funniest thing about this picture…This could be the movie poster for the new Indiana Jones movie: The Curse of the Goofy, the Skeleton and the Little Troll Doll. The couple in the back is just first in line at the box office.
Renee Zellweger, seen here after her daily 22 hour workout, manages to find the time to listen to Kenny Chesney on her Ipod AND simultaneously trim her eyebrows. Stars….they’re just like us!
Britney is finally being charged for the hit-and-run accident she was in a few months ago. The victim of the accident admitted that the damage to her car wasn’t all that significant, but she felt “disrespected” by the pop star.
Since Britney doesn’t have a California driver’s license either, she might face up to a year in prison. She’s having a banner week, our Britney. I’m hoping for a secret meth lab in her basement or maybe the discovery of necrophiliac tendencies from her this week. Surprise me, Britney!!
Salma Hayek gave birth to a baby giraffe girl this week. Scientists remain baffled by her inexplicable 3 year gestational period.
Four days people until the Best. Show. Ever. returns to television. Straight from NBC.com here is what we have been waiting for…the first episode…..”A freak accident causes Michael to feel the office is cursed. He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold a charity 5K fun run. Meanwhile, further developments in the romances of Pam and Jim, and Dwight and Angela are explored.” I am Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pumped.
I never cease to be amazed at the crap you can get on the market today. Case in point: the Sha-Poopie Pooper Scooping Scooper. I guess it’s not so much the product I find ridiculous, but rather the name. How did ANYONE on that marketing team keep a straight face?
Here are a few choice bits of the accompanying advertising literature:
“Sha-Poopie to the rescue!”
“Simply EXTEND, POSITION, RETRACT, and SNAP! that’s all there is to it!”
“You’ll love your SHA-POOPIE!”
OK, so I was just checking Perez Hilton, and he is claiming that in Marsha Brady’s new autobiography (I realize she has a real name and life, but honestly I don’t care)…anyway, he is saying that she is going to claim that her and Jan had a lesbian affair during the filming of the show. If this upsets you as emotionally as it did me, then I challenge you to write your congressman. I’m sure he/she isn’t busy. Or, if you must, comment. But please, no horny “ooohh baby, chick on chick” comments. My stomach can’t take it.
Capris on men (aka Manpris) really make guys look gay.
Prince is so freaking cool, that he can’t even be bothered to use two hands to clap anymore. He is pictured above with his clapping assistant, hired specifically to accompany him to fashion shows and other events which might compel him to applaud.
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