How do I Hate Ashley Judd? Let Me Count the Ways.

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There are all sorts of reasons I can’t stand Ashley Judd. Please consider this the first of many posts devoted to my animosity towards her. As a bonus, I’ve posted photos of her without the assistance of makeup, or retouching, or a stylist, or evidently, a bath.

For this introductory post about Snooty McHypocritepants, allow me to share a particularly awful moment of sheer hypocrisy from late last year (this is prior, I should add, to her self-indulgent, in-patient 45-day stint in a mental health treatment center to cure her “co-dependency issues”).

In any case, she was being interviewed on the radio and when innocently asked by the female interviewer what she thought of being named one of the sexiest women alive by FHM magazine, she not only acted surprised (gag) but also appalled, because of her abhorrence to the sexual exploitation of women, you see. http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/1109_judd.mp3. At any rate, not even a WEEK later, she was featured on the cover of Marie Clare magazine. NAKED.

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HATE. With an extra dollop of loathing even. Happily, even though she was a complete SNOT to the radio interviewers, they let her get burned at the end of the call. This made me all warm and tingly inside.

More “I Hate Ashley Judd” posts in the future.

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3 Responses to “How do I Hate Ashley Judd? Let Me Count the Ways.”


  1. 1 mom2two

    i am so glad there are pictures like this out there of the real faces of celebs. i am a mother to 2 boys and have yet to have wrinkles at 34!! where is my cover story!! i would gladly embrace the sexual exploitation of women if you feature me!

  2. 2 Holmes

    I exploit!

  3. 3 Mockarena

    Send in a photo, mom2two. We’ll be happy to let Holmes exploit you.

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