Ofttimes, my drunken stupors result in me ruining an evening…making statements that offend those nearby, within earshot…or even within a mile radius of my lawn chair. If it weren’t for my intolerably wonderful smile or awesomely developed calf muscles most of my friends would tie me to a tree, pour honey on my sack and invite Yogi and Bobo to film an episode of OZ with me…as Bear Rape Victim #1 in the credits.
All I can say is at least I am not a party pooper…
Absurdly yours,
Holmes
Ok…whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. WAIT. Tell me this girl did not poop involuntarily in a pool. I have questions here. What was she hoping wouldn’t take too long? Why did she get in with a business casual shirt? Who are these other people? These can NOT go unanswered.
I meant hot tub, not pool…I got all confused…forgot where I was….wow.
I hyperventilated after watching this. I had the same reaction as the dude….”HOLY ****!!!!”
Do you think that chick took Alli? That weight-loss stuff that makes you crap yourself?
I’m in a stupor. Wow.
Holy mother of crap.
I think her question about “this isn’t going to take too long is it” was what she said after having an entire domino’s pizza with a side dose of Alli. She was wondering, aloud, if Alli works as fast as is rumored.
Question answered!
Oh, the humiliation. The sweet, hysterical humiliation. Priceless.