I have been told by numerous people that I look like the love-child of Chris Farley and Dr. Mark Green from the beloved over-drawn drama that is ER. Well…I am here to say that I look nothing like Chris Farley… BUT THIS CHICK SURE DOES.
This poor girl will now spend her life hearing people bellow out, “IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!” All the while snorting coke of the newly enhanced bosoms of transvestite strippers and random pizza delivery personnel.
Really, she has a lot to look forward to. Get down, Lil’ ChickFarleygirl. Now “Give me the FRIES!”
WHO IS THIS? I must know. She really does look so much like him I would almost have guessed that someone photoshopped his face onto her.