Life’s Mystery Explained at The Mock Dock

Life’s Mystery Explained

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on October 10, 2007

After years of therapy, self-medication and over-analysis… I am finally able to present a look inside the mind of Holmes Caymen…

GERMAN. MIDGET. LAUGHING.

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1 Dame Aufschneider
October 10, 2007 at 8:40 am

I have had this nightmare. Creepiest. Video. Ever.
2 Anonymous
October 10, 2007 at 11:55 am

I think he’s laughing because he’s stolen the camel’s “Life-Alert” necklace. Evil midget.

Does anyone know where I can find the soundtrack to this clip?
3 Dame Aufschneider
October 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm

In my nightmares.
4 Gabone
October 10, 2007 at 12:45 pm

Deep down, I was rooting for the camel to actually stand. Is it normal for a camel to kneel on his front legs or did the midget take a baseball bat to its knee caps?
5 Mockarena
October 10, 2007 at 2:16 pm

I am utterly terrified of this midget. I don’t typically have nightmares, but this will undoubtedly trigger one.

p.s. I was totally rooting for the camel too.
6 Cynicat
March 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm

I was just waiting for the camel to spit in the scary lil’ dudes eye.
7 Jeff Nolan
April 23, 2008 at 4:22 am

He’s Hitler’s love slave. He just heard Hitler shot himself in the head.
8 Jeff Nolan
April 23, 2008 at 4:24 am

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! KILL IT WHILE IT’S VULNERABLE! HURRY! KILL IT WHILE IT LAUGHS!!!!! KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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