The Mock Dock

According to Us Weekly, Britney was as happy as a clam after turning herself to be booked for the hit-and-run boo-boo that she got herself into a few months ago.  The conversation between Britney and a CBS reporter who was on the scene as she left the police department went like this:

How did it go?
“Amazing.”

What was the experience like?
“They were nice. They were really nice.”

Do you feel relieved?
“Yeah.”

What are you guys doing tonight?
“Where’s the party at?” [laughs]

Any plans for Halloween?
“Not yet.”

No outfits for the kids?
“Um, not yet.”

She is such a complete dumbass.  Who classifies getting fingerprinted and a mugshot as “amazing”?  Oh wait - I know.  Total morons.  So really it makes a lot of sense after all.