The Mock Dock

So apparently AskMen.com has announced their “top men of 2007″ list, and David Beckham is on the tippy tippy top of that list, the result of a poll of over 87,000 men.    They say that “between his tremendous talent, English charm, stylish wardrobe, and slick haircuts, Becks is single-handedly making soccer relevant stateside.”

I get this.  David Beckham could be sitting on a porto-potty picking his nose, belching and biting his own toenails, and there would still be women (and probably some men too) clamoring about to expound on his dreaminess. Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Clive Owen also made the list - and these are also understandable.  They’re guys that other guys see and think, “Yeah - it’s probably pretty good to be that guy.”  But you know who was 27 on that list?

RYAN SEACREST.  Which makes me really question a) the voting authenticity and b) the qualifications required to be nominated for this list.  Has anyone even yet determined if Ryan is 100% male?