Gators tote bag? Cell phone sideclipped to jeans? ”T-Bone” tattoo? Face paint? Total turn ons. But words can’t adequately describe the height of my arousal at the sight of this masterpiece of a mullet. Someone start me a cold shower.
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Somethng tells me that this was taken at a NASCAR race at Talledega…or at a Kenny Chesney concert… or possibly the last AA meeting I went to…yeah… that’s it
I am intrigued by the “T-Bone” tattoo. Since he is a gator fan, I truly hope it is a portrait of Tim Tebow (the gator’s QB). It does resemble him. http://www.aolcdn.com/aolpolltool/tim-tebow-girl