I’m just going to come right out and say it. They’re exquisite. They’re perfectly round, perfectly proportioned….they just beckon to be handled. The way this particular dress highlights them is sublime. Some people might suggest that they’re fake…but I think they’re the real deal. Platinum all the way, baby. No way those earrings are sterling silver.
I have spent my life… dissatisfied with my existence…unhappy with what I have become… I now KNOW EXACTLY why I am on this mortal coil… I want to be a motorboat!!!!