Eye Have Breaking Sexual Predator News For You

So this guy has just been charged with sexual battery.  And please don’t misunderstand, I am not blaming the victims here because being touched inappropriately by someone you don’t want to be touched by is wrong, no question.  And you never know who might be a sexual predator.  You can’t judge a book by its cover, blah blah blah etc.

I have to wonder though.  What would compel someone to choose this person as their OPTOMETRIST?  If you have a choice between, say, any optometrist in a 100 mile radius, or a guy that is cross-eyed and has no neck, who do you pick? Exercise a little judgment, ladies.  That’s all I’m saying.

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1 Response to “Eye Have Breaking Sexual Predator News For You”


  1. 1 Dame Aufschneider

    When you were a kid, did you ever push in the face of your Barbie/GI Joe? The features would kindof expand and the neck would widen….EXACTLY like this!

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