This may be the most messed up video I have seen on the interwebs. Do not watch under the influence of any hallucinogens, well ok…go ahead.
Happy viewing!
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I’m just going to come right out and say it. They’re exquisite. They’re perfectly round, perfectly proportioned….they just beckon to be handled. The way this particular dress highlights them is sublime. Some people might suggest that they’re fake…but I think they’re the real deal. Platinum all the way, baby. No way those earrings are sterling silver.
I don’t understand why Cheri Oteri and Jessica Simpson are in the same room together, let alone posing like sorority sisters.
Gators tote bag? Cell phone sideclipped to jeans? ”T-Bone” tattoo? Face paint? Total turn ons. But words can’t adequately describe the height of my arousal at the sight of this masterpiece of a mullet. Someone start me a cold shower.
So TMZ reports that today Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are face to face, together, in the same room, for their first court mandated co-parenting class. TMZ also reports that within the first few moments of this encounter, Britney ran straight to the bathroom in tears.
We’re still waiting on word about what set Britney off - it was either the pressure of being near her ex and having to get parenting advice from court-appointed strangers, or they ran out of snacks.
Developing…
I’m going to briefly suspend mockery for a moment to give you, my beloved readers, this GIFT. This is Robbie Williams at his best, performing Frank Sinatra’s My Way at the Royal Albert Hall. Observe please, his handsomeness, his swagger, his bright-eyed grin, his effortless ease on the stage. Observe the crowd EATING THIS PERFORMANCE UP. Observe him even getting a little choked up at the end of the song, OVERCOME by how much love the audience has for him.
You can’t deny his awesomeness. I defy you to deny it.
Alanis Morrisette , the modern voice on irony, claims that 10,000 forks when you need a spoon is irony. In a way… yes. I see it more as a poor cutlery, purchasing decision. I mean really… at least go with a spork.
However, I find the true irony that this classic line from one of the 90’s most stirring movies was delivered vehemently to Tom Cruise.
I could take the easy way out and make some joke about recycling or top hats…but we are all better than that, aren’t we?
Coincidentally, I too often throw on an animal print bikini and clean my patio tables.
In Britney news today, apparently her court-appointed monitor, who is required to be present whenever Britney has visitation with her kids, turned in a WICKED report about Britney to the judge. She said that Britney is “in her own world”, which was kind of cute really…..because she thought she was reporting something new. Dear, sweet court-appointed monitor. Soooo innocent.
You know what I hate about Ashley Judd today? The fact that she calls her sister…..”Sister”. In other words, she doesn’t ever use Wynonna’s name. Not when she talks ABOUT her, and not when she talks TO her. When asked some time ago about the whole family’s appearance on the Oprah show, Ashley had this to say:
“Oprah really reached out to Sister not only to help her shed the weight, but also to excavate the deep and profound reasons she has always carried the weight. Sister told me, ‘I can’t do this second episode without you.’ I said, ‘Of course,’ but I told her it was really against my instincts and nature to be so public in that way….Mom and Sister have such energy pouring off them about each other. I, on the other hand, hold my space very well, and I keep my own counsel. And that, without a doubt, is what has preserved me.”
Who talks like that?? I mean, I get saying, “MY sister”. But she doesn’t use the pronoun. She just CALLS her “Sister”. With a capital S. HATE.
I wasn’t aware that “keeping your own counsel” required the help of a team of experts in an inpatient treatment facility, but perhaps that’s just assumed when you’re a celebrity.
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