Whenever Holmes’s life is looking bleak… I go to a quiet place in my soul and have internal conversations with my shaman. I seek the solitude that the sage advice of my two spirit guides provide.
As the holiday season rolls in, Holmes wishes for each and every one of you that same peace that courses his veins. If Donny Most (aka Ralph Malph) doing his best “Gene Simmons” impression and Eric Estrada doing his best “NOT on the short bus” impression cannot offer you the life guidance that they have offered me for all of these years… then you are empty and need to find a god. Feel free to worship my awesomely developed calf muscles… they are amazing!
So Ashley and Madeline Albright are being featured on the Sundance Channel’s Iconoclasts series. And I know that in theory all the humanitarian things that Ashley spends time on are worthy and perfectly nice causes. But please. Am I the only one who thinks she is talking at a snail’s pace in this preview - as if to suggest that Madeline Albright might not be able to keep up otherwise? And she’s “touched” by malaria treatments. Really? Touched? I can see thinking they’re nifty and useful - but being touched by them? No.
HATE. This is how I bet Ashley looked at Madeline off camera:
Have his eyebrows always looked like this? It kinda looks like he’s had so much botox that he could actually be furiously angry in this photo and we would have no idea.
Robbie Williams, pictured here looking as masculine and heterosexual as ever in his full beard and mustache, is dating a soap star. Since I don’t watch soaps or know any of the stars, her name is irrelevant. The point is, she’s a girl. YAY!
Here’s your everyday average photo capture of Lindsay Lohan, off to do her regular normal routine - shopping, eating, whatever. So it really struck me when in the background appeared a barely dressed angry-looking person who seems determined to tell Lindsay something. Let’s discuss. What do you think she’s saying?
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