If our male readers could help me out here…what could David Beckham possibly be DOING in this photo? This isn’t your typical man -parts adjustment, am I right? Does he just want everyone to see the outline of his wee-wee? Or is this some sort of non-verbal suggestion that his soccer league switch to thongs instead of shorts? Seriously. I would like to know.
Judging by the look on his face, not joy nor anguish, he expresses a sense of surprise to someone on the sideline… even the stands. SO, my best assessment is that Beckham is alerting Richard Gere that his gerbil is falling out. By hiking his shorts up, he is creating resistance as the rodent gasps for air as it emerges from his rectal orafice. It now falls to Richard Gere to call Harvey Firestein and place an order for more rodentia. I hope this provides a possible answer.
Absurdly yours,
Holmes - Proctor of all knowledge and awareness
He is doing his best Madonna impersonation.
ok, i am totally woman, and i am going to have to say i kinda like this!!
I haven’t the slightest, but why has nobody mentioned the unbelievable tan lines? I mean honestly, people.