The Mock Dock

Ashley Judd, seen above obviously freezing and being utterly annoyed at someone as usual, was recently quoted in a Redbook interview saying this, when asked about her marriage:

“Dario is my….well, we don’t talk about our marriage at all.  I think for me to give my view of his view in the press is usurping his intellectual property.”

Again with the two-ton words when a 1/2 pound would do.  She couldn’t just say, “Well, we’re pretty private.  I wouldn’t want to speak for him, ” and leave it at that? 

Wait.  No, she couldn’t do that, because she’s NOT private.  This is coming from the same woman who announced on The View that Dario found her g-spot.

Hate.