Heidi Klum, shown above without products, airbrushing, or her normal entourage of stylists, was on the Ellen show, where she ADMITTED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION to getting parenting help from Britney Spears.
She said, “We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”
WTF? What did she think the sticky things were for? I know models aren’t generally known for their smarts, but really? How much of a moron do you have to be to admit that Britney knows something about parenting that you don’t?
UPDATE: Alert and astute mockdock reader Melisa has informed us that Heidi was joking, and has provided this link: http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/heidi-klum-cracks-on-britney-spears-while-visiting-ellen-322354.php. After watching this clip, I would like to retract my statement that Heidi is a moron and an idiot for taking parenting tips from Britney Spears and instead say that she’s a moron and an idiot for dancing like such a jackass when she appears on stage.
YOu are an idiot, she was JOKING! Seriously, don’t waste time blogging. You need to read a book on sarcasm, need a class on being funny.
Good job you…I hope that your little life of criticism does you well today. If you could anonymously send us YOUR blog site, or better yet, email us the syllabus for your class on being funny, we would whole-heartedly try to improve…or possibly change our sense of humor to better suit you.
As for Heidi…since she is married to Seal…it can be hard to tell when she is joking and when she isn’t.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exhibit J: the kind of person who is compelled to defend celebrities anonymously on blogs that they criticize but continue to read.
See also: Chodes
The first comment was me and frankly I find it amazing, that you call yourself a blogger and decide to call someone an idiot for making a joke. And, yes YOU need to work on your comprehension of a joke. Lesson one:
sar·casm
Etymology:French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwarəs- to cut
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm…
Secondly, I am not defending Heidi Klum…but seriously calling someone an idiot and moron for clearly making a joke because the writer’s reader critical thinking and reading comprehension is too low to get a joke is beyond silly.
Welcome Melisa (or is this really you, Heidi Klum?) and thank you for your (continued) support of our site. We love all of our haters.
Please see this link: http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=heidi+klum
That’s a google search on Heidi Klum news. It appears that even news organizations like MSNBC are reporting her comments as NEWS. Not as a joke, not as sarcasm, but actual news. That means it’s fair game for mocking. Which is what this site is about. Which is apparently doing pretty well if it not only inspires you to continue to visit but also to continue to post.
Keep those comments coming, Melisa. And do let us know when your sarcasm and funny classes are in session so that we may promptly enroll.
Really? All the news media? Hum.. how come I found these:
http://mrsmogul.blogspot.com/2007/11/project-diaper.html
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20159842,00.html (I they have the tape)
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Heidi-Klum-Talks-Sex-Seal-and-Getting-Naked-70874.shtml
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/hum/detail/index.jsp?uuid=f6fb0904-91ac-40a0-88fb-0517238780b3&sid=fd-hum
Or when all else try to find the source. Or ask anyone who has seen the show, or maybe maybe think the possibility exist that it may be a joke..that’s just good journalism and even good blogging.
Here’s the actual footage..from the show where you can see that was she joking…All I am saying before you call people moron and idiot do proper research. Otherwise, you look like an idiot and a moron.
http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/heidi-klum-cracks-on-britney-spears-while-visiting-ellen-322354.php
There, there Melisa. I get that you love her. It’s actually kind of adorable. I kind of want to put you in my pocket right now and give you a little treat.
It’s sweet that you’re defending her and I look forward to many more of your links. I’m flattered - touched really - that you think I even care about good blogging or good journalism, when that is actually the furthest thing from my mind.
Love and Kisses - Mockarena
I don’t really. I am sorry, it just annoying when people do that.
Oh and I can clearly see that it is the last thing on your mind. So touche…
Wait. I have just watched the Ellen clip which Melisa, our most alert and astute reader, provided above. I see now that Heidi was joking about the whole Britney/diaper thing.
However, she is now an idiot and moron for coming out with that retarded dance at the beginning.
So my opinion stands.
Carry on, haters!
Idiot or not, joke or not, hater or not… the only thing that actually bothered me in this was “WOW! THAT is Heidi?!!!”
Oh how I wish I had them celebrities products/airbrushing/stylists…