The Mock Dock

At the risk of alienating alert and astute reader Melisa by ripping on her hero and personal savior, Heidi Klum,  I need to just say that I find this dress to be personally offensive.  Not because her asscrack is showing (although…..really, Heidi?).  But because her back is lumpy and bony gross, and because you can see her clear bra strap.  Yuck.