After a 4 day long food frenzy, the mockers are ready to spring back into action and give you back the gossip, snark, and mockery you have come to expect from us.
Remember when Tara Reid was sort of famous for acting in some movies? And then she was REALLY famous for showing a botched up boob on the red carpet? And then she was famous for talking ad nauseum about all of the other botched up plastic surgeries she had? Well, all of that wasn’t enough for her. Now she wants to be famous for eating less than Keira Knightley and Angie Harmon. Well done, Tara!
STiffler drank manjuice…oh.. this is about that one girl… yeahyeah.. .skinny legs…the reality is this… that girl by the fence…what a tool… I mean really… is she trying to look like every girl in the world.. you young’uns all look the same and make it hard for old Holmes to find the weakest in your herd… mazel tov!