The Mock Dock

I imagine the conversation right when she was going under the knife went something like this:

Debbie: I’d like my nose to look like Reese Witherspoon.

Surgeon:  Owen Wilson?  You bet.

Debbie:  No – I want it to look less smashed.

Surgeon:  Right – the guy from Wedding Crashers.  I got it. 

Debbie:  Wait – no.  You need to do me up pretty.

Surgeon:  You, Me and Dupree?  Yes – I’ve seen him in that one too.  Count backwards from 100.

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