Whenever Holmes’s life is looking bleak… I go to a quiet place in my soul and have internal conversations with my shaman. I seek the solitude that the sage advice of my two spirit guides provide.
As the holiday season rolls in, Holmes wishes for each and every one of you that same peace that courses his veins. If Donny Most (aka Ralph Malph) doing his best “Gene Simmons” impression and Eric Estrada doing his best “NOT on the short bus” impression cannot offer you the life guidance that they have offered me for all of these years… then you are empty and need to find a god. Feel free to worship my awesomely developed calf muscles… they are amazing!













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